I have three roommates. Their names are Madison and Mollie, but I just call them “M&M”(no I don’t). My third roommate is a gorgeous Maine Coon cat named Sophia.
My super cool microphone hasn’t gotten much action in the past few months. Sometimes I’ll take it out and pretend I’m a singer, but other than that it just sits in my drawer. I decided it was time for the roomies to sit down and gab about life over a glass of vino. After a glass, they were totally cool with recording our conversation. Imagine the things I could coerce them into doing after two! Wine is truly amazing.
WARNING: This recording contains explicit content and things I don’t want my parents to hear.